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midget-pumpkin:

beestiels replied to your post: 100 followers to my next k!

will u still be my friend when ur a dragon

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18 Oct  8

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

tiredbrothers:

THIS HAPPENED AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

atticusharper:

WtNV - Cecilos by Sayael

    HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

thekneegrope:

i’m laughing so hard about mycroft being like “you can imagine the christmas dinners” in asip and then in hlv sherlock literally drugs everyone and them shoots someone later like wow mycroft you weren’t even remotely kidding

harryosburne:

lil-lady-hiddleston:

kyrstin:

bless this writer and this entire episode

Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly

the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison

burntscones-and-thetardis-in221b:

tylerchokely:

What kind of airline promotes this

THE CENTIPEDE

riceflavor:

yes

sj-call7:

Bucky’s frown is the stuff of legend.

orcas:

this photo is legendary 

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out